Former Fat Boys vs. the World (Songs Inspired By and Rejected from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)

by Former Fat Boys

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its crazy this girl's got me wrapped around her little finger she's skating through my dreams, but i can't say i've ever seen her she's got an attitude, she's got a fantastic butt but i'm playing with knives, so i just may get cut cuz these are the details of my precious little life as i try to find a way to make it all work out right its like its all been paused and she just pushed the start i can take on Ganon now, her potion refilled all my hearts all these evil exes and no exits to run to the old 1, 2 its only forward can't go back no control z to undo cuz i got a crazy ex who's slightly underage, filled with rage obsessed with my sex bob-omb on and off the stage and what i lack in confidence, i make up in spazz and when of flying array of demonic hipster chicks attacks i'll just reflect their blast, send it back cuz i'm that smooth i guess i can't lose i'll fight these bad dudes cuz she's got 7, 7, 7 evil ex boyfriends and they're coming and i'm running and i'm trying to defend her honor and her life cuz i've never lost a fight and I ain't gon start tonight they'll drop hard when i hook right cuz she's got 7, 7, 7 evil ex boyfriends and they're villians, super villians so this just might be the end so i grab on to her hand jam out with my band it may look like i'm losing but that's all part of the plan this must be punishment for my seven deadly sins that i committed cuz a little envy's doing me in like i'm samson, she's delilah, i get a new haircut i die cuz that's my weakness and this week is not my week cuz i am sleepless between, lisa, envy, knives, kim, ramona, and winifred and 7 evil exes i'm worried my destruction is iminient i need lives unlimited, cuz i need wins not useless points with no bus fare, a long walk home unless i score me some coins cuz i just wanna say i love you like i'm mario she's peach but i'm feeling like a toadstool just staring at my feet and i keep getting letters spelling my impending doom but i just throw em in the trash cuz i am about to go boom on her 7, 7, 7 evil ex boyfriends and they're coming and i'm running and i'm trying to defend her honor and her life cuz i've never lost a fight and I ain't gon start tonight they'll drop hard when i hook right cuz she's got 7, 7, 7 evil ex boyfriends and they're villians, super villians so this just might be the end so i grab on to her hand jam out with my band it may look like i'm losing but that's all part of the plan its like i'm embattled in an epic quarrell its like i'm jonathan strange but there's 7 mr. norrells its like playing contra without 30 lives, i'mm a die mission impossible and i'm tom cruise now, not 95 i can't win, there's an ex girlfriend now i can't hit a chick where do you punch e m, can't kick her ass, can't punch her tits shit if only i could find it, on this subspace road, a cheet code for something from the gilded house of flying burritos, mmm burritos i'll use my bass guitar to whoop that vegan's ass manipulating sound waves like the boys and crash and i'll take down that famous actor and score his autograph and if she lets me grab her boobs i'll have the last laugh on her 7, 7, 7 evil ex boyfriends and they're coming and i'm running and i'm trying to defend her honor and her life cuz i've never lost a fight and I ain't gon start tonight they'll drop hard when i hook right cuz she's got 7, 7, 7 evil ex boyfriends and they're villians, super villians so this just might be the end so i grab on to her hand jam out with my band it may look like i'm losing but that's all part of the plan
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SHe's needs a Batman and I'm just Bruce Wayne I've got some cash But I gotta up my night game She needs a Superman And I'm too Clark Kent She's got that stamina All too quick I'm all spent (i come too fast like wally west) She's needs a superman stopping bullets blocking spam he does it all even defeats the foot clan she's got expensive tastes an absurdly tiny waste and its like her boobs protrude up to her gorgeous face she's like a barbie doll wonder woman bratz child its like she can't exist like i'm on the x files its not a porn flick but she makes the porn chicks look just like the girls who were born with no tits she's ridiculous some villians up to vicious tricks cuz no girl that looks like this means it when she gives me a kiss its twisted resistin is overloadin my system i'm lifted into her mission now listen this is my admission SHe's needs a Batman and I'm just Bruce Wayne I've got some cash But I gotta up my night game She needs a Superman And I'm too Clark Kent She's got mad stamina i come too fast like wally west she needs a superdude a man of steel with an attitude she needs a hero a zero just will not do she needs a superguy someone who can make her fly take her up into the sky cuz she's already oh so high she needs nothing she's something she's my sarah ten and i pretend we're just friends i'm failing this experiment cuz i'm staring at not her eyes her spandex suit lets nothing hide i'm just an average guy i think i need a new disguise a new persona she's my ramona flowers i suspect she's got powers she's skating through my mind when its locked after hours and then there's my knives chau the girl i've got now she'll probably have a cow and wanna take my new girl down if we go out and hit the town she's needs a spiderman and i'm just peter parker even with the symbiote she wants me a little darker she needs an iron man and i'm just tony stark she wants someone to shock her but i just ain't got that spark she's needs a superhero she needs a freak of nature she needs something special the average joe just cannot date her she needs a superboy a couple clones just to enjoy that's probably not enough love she'll probably need a couple toys she needs a justice league she needs a whole team gather the avengers she'll take em on at full steam i'm talking tony and peter and bruce steve hank carol jessica drew she's into girls too there's nothing she won't do if you only wanna 3 she'll just laugh kinda sweet then she'll start to leave telling her no is like pressing control alt delete please appease her every whim and request if you wanna see her breasts you better have an S on your chest cuz she's not into money she's not into fame she's into guys who are afraid of villians learning their name you're mr. invisible date if you ain't got a cape normal guys wait but if you fly, say hi you cannot escape she needs her own robin and I'm just jason todd outta my league i can't compete yeah i'll be dead on the job she needs a green lantern and i'm too hal jordan she likes me bad, but now i'm good and i'm kinda boring she needs a green arrow but i'm just ollie queen i got a billion bucks but thats not her favorite green she needs the wonder twins but i'm just plain zan i can get her wet but she says she needs another hand
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An EP with two songs based on Scott Pilgrim vs. The World that we tried (unsuccessfully) to get on the soundtrack to Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

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released March 15, 2010

written by Benjamin Garbe and Corey Wills aka $ucksex and Hard Corey aka Former Fat Boys

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