Former Fat Boys vs. the World (Songs Inspired By and Rejected from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)

by Former Fat Boys

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An EP with two songs based on Scott Pilgrim vs. The World that we tried (unsuccessfully) to get on the soundtrack to Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

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released March 15, 2010

written by Benjamin Garbe and Corey Wills aka $ucksex and Hard Corey aka Former Fat Boys

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Track Name: 7 Evil Exes - (The Official Unofficial Theme to Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)
its crazy this girl's got me wrapped around her little finger
she's skating through my dreams, but i can't say i've ever seen her
she's got an attitude, she's got a fantastic butt
but i'm playing with knives, so i just may get cut
cuz these are the details of my precious little life
as i try to find a way to make it all work out right
its like its all been paused and she just pushed the start
i can take on Ganon now, her potion refilled all my hearts
all these evil exes and no exits to run to
the old 1, 2 its only forward can't go back no control z to undo
cuz i got a crazy ex who's slightly underage, filled with rage
obsessed with my sex bob-omb on and off the stage
and what i lack in confidence, i make up in spazz
and when of flying array of demonic hipster chicks attacks
i'll just reflect their blast, send it back
cuz i'm that smooth
i guess i can't lose
i'll fight these bad dudes

cuz she's got 7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're coming and i'm running
and i'm trying to defend
her honor and her life
cuz i've never lost a fight
and I ain't gon start tonight
they'll drop hard when i hook right

cuz she's got 7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're villians, super villians
so this just might be the end
so i grab on to her hand
jam out with my band
it may look like i'm losing but
that's all part of the plan

this must be punishment for my seven deadly sins
that i committed cuz a little envy's doing me in
like i'm samson, she's delilah, i get a new haircut i die cuz
that's my weakness and this week is not my week cuz i am sleepless
between, lisa, envy, knives, kim, ramona, and winifred
and 7 evil exes i'm worried my destruction is iminient
i need lives unlimited, cuz i need wins not useless points
with no bus fare, a long walk home unless i score me some coins
cuz i just wanna say i love you like i'm mario she's peach
but i'm feeling like a toadstool just staring at my feet
and i keep getting letters spelling my impending doom
but i just throw em in the trash cuz i am about to go boom on her

7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're coming and i'm running
and i'm trying to defend
her honor and her life
cuz i've never lost a fight
and I ain't gon start tonight
they'll drop hard when i hook right

cuz she's got 7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're villians, super villians
so this just might be the end
so i grab on to her hand
jam out with my band
it may look like i'm losing but
that's all part of the plan

its like i'm embattled in an epic quarrell
its like i'm jonathan strange but there's 7 mr. norrells
its like playing contra without 30 lives, i'mm a die
mission impossible and i'm tom cruise now, not 95
i can't win, there's an ex girlfriend now i can't hit a chick
where do you punch e m, can't kick her ass, can't punch her tits shit
if only i could find it, on this subspace road, a cheet code
for something from the gilded house of flying burritos, mmm burritos
i'll use my bass guitar to whoop that vegan's ass
manipulating sound waves like the boys and crash
and i'll take down that famous actor and score his autograph
and if she lets me grab her boobs i'll have the last laugh on her

7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're coming and i'm running
and i'm trying to defend
her honor and her life
cuz i've never lost a fight
and I ain't gon start tonight
they'll drop hard when i hook right

cuz she's got 7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're villians, super villians
so this just might be the end
so i grab on to her hand
jam out with my band
it may look like i'm losing but
that's all part of the plan
Track Name: She Needs A Superman (Anthem for Ramona Flowers) ((Also rejected from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World))
SHe's needs a Batman
and I'm just Bruce Wayne
I've got some cash
But I gotta up my night game
She needs a Superman
And I'm too Clark Kent
She's got that stamina
All too quick I'm all spent (i come too fast like wally west)

She's needs a superman
stopping bullets blocking spam
he does it all
even defeats the foot clan
she's got expensive tastes
an absurdly tiny waste
and its like her boobs
protrude up to her gorgeous face
she's like a barbie doll
wonder woman bratz child
its like she can't exist
like i'm on the x files
its not a porn flick
but she makes the porn chicks
look just like the girls
who were born with no tits
she's ridiculous
some villians up to vicious tricks
cuz no girl that looks like this
means it when she gives me a kiss
its twisted resistin is overloadin my system
i'm lifted into her mission
now listen this is my admission

SHe's needs a Batman
and I'm just Bruce Wayne
I've got some cash
But I gotta up my night game
She needs a Superman
And I'm too Clark Kent
She's got mad stamina
i come too fast like wally west

she needs a superdude
a man of steel with an attitude
she needs a hero a zero just will not do
she needs a superguy
someone who can make her fly
take her up into the sky
cuz she's already oh so high
she needs nothing
she's something
she's my sarah ten
and i pretend we're just friends
i'm failing this experiment
cuz i'm staring at not her eyes
her spandex suit lets nothing hide
i'm just an average guy
i think i need a new disguise
a new persona
she's my ramona flowers
i suspect she's got powers
she's skating through my mind
when its locked after hours
and then there's my knives chau
the girl i've got now
she'll probably have a cow
and wanna take my new girl down
if we go out and hit the town

she's needs a spiderman
and i'm just peter parker
even with the symbiote
she wants me a little darker
she needs an iron man
and i'm just tony stark
she wants someone to shock her
but i just ain't got that spark
she's needs a superhero
she needs a freak of nature
she needs something special
the average joe just cannot date her

she needs a superboy
a couple clones just to enjoy
that's probably not enough love
she'll probably need a couple toys
she needs a justice league
she needs a whole team
gather the avengers
she'll take em on at full steam
i'm talking tony and peter and bruce
steve hank carol jessica drew
she's into girls too
there's nothing she won't do
if you only wanna 3
she'll just laugh kinda sweet
then she'll start to leave
telling her no is like pressing control alt delete
please appease her every whim and request
if you wanna see her breasts
you better have an S on your chest
cuz she's not into money
she's not into fame
she's into guys
who are afraid of villians learning their name
you're mr. invisible date
if you ain't got a cape
normal guys wait
but if you fly, say hi
you cannot escape

she needs her own robin
and I'm just jason todd
outta my league i can't compete
yeah i'll be dead on the job
she needs a green lantern
and i'm too hal jordan
she likes me bad, but now i'm good
and i'm kinda boring

she needs a green arrow
but i'm just ollie queen
i got a billion bucks
but thats not her favorite green
she needs the wonder twins
but i'm just plain zan
i can get her wet
but she says she needs another hand