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lyrics

kill your laughter
buying beats is the new viagra
ever tried telling chicks you were a rapper
don't knock it, they laugh then fuck you after
then you buy a beat and brag how you tapped her
in the club bathroom
ok you never tapped her, cue laughter, you just took a dump
but when you got the mic your persona can be trump
you be the DU, you could be humpty hump
so i keep buying beats and i keep spinning yarns
and i post em to myspace where i am a star
and i post lots of pictures of me with fancy cars
parked out front of clubs and outside of bars
i'm living proof that these ads were right
i bought some beats and just look at my life
i'm unsigned tripe, i'm still white, still 10% real 95% hype
i'm twenty six years old and fully employed
if being an unemployed rapper counts as fully employed
so a nigerian craiglist prince sold me a keyboard
and i'm gonna make me some beats and open me a beat store
three beats for a dolla 10 beats for jackson
hell, write me a check for a penny i'll probably cash it
i got my beat kitchen i'm here to cook
spamming myspace i'm why everyone went to facebook

credits

from Wanna Buy Beats? - Volume 2, released August 14, 2012
Lyrics: Benjamin Garbe

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