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lyrics

yo its 30% off on beats at the beat mart
and you'll stock up on three or more if you're street smart
beat packages, professionalicious beat deals
you'll be a hip-hop superstar you'll be so real
beats for you sister, beats for your cousin
beats for a dolla, beats man beats for nothin
welcome to the bakery, there's hot beats in the oven
and no purple shits if you eat these beatsin case you were wondering
we're contacting you directly through our friendblaster pro
messaging you from an account we most likely stole
but check the millions of plays thats how you know we're legit
currently on special buy a beat and get a thousand hits
with a message like that i can hardly resist
quiet the inner cynic ignore carpal tunnel pain in my wrist and click
and order quick, i want those free hits
i wanna sip sizzurup, i wanna hot mix
i'll write one rap about guns
one rap about drugs
one rap about guns and drugs in the clubs
one rap about parties
obliged to rhyme with bicardi
one rap name dropping pac even though he didn't know me
i'd like to think he'd probably have been my myspace pal
and i'd of spammed his myspace comments if he allowed html
cuz i'd steal pac's fans with a shitty photobucket banner that sucks
they'd all download my new jam Sluts Shakin Butts

credits

from Wanna Buy Beats? - Volume 1, released December 26, 2011
Lyrics: Benjamin Garbe

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