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lyrics

Dance, dance
watchin where my hands go
you're real protective baby
i like it how you move slow
drop low
whisper that you wanna blow
out the front door take things back home
we dancing in the dark
barbie in the blacklight
but looking kinda ken
walking with ben in the moonlight
so hot, opinionated
the strongest women i think i've ever dated
cute and cuddly
i feel your silicone boobs
everytime you hug me
i hope you feel me too
but you're holding back
and i think this could be love
you're playing hard to get
but you ain't hard enough
i know you got a secret there's something that you're hiding
i know that your shy but i just wanna slide in
it's like you know me its like we're on the same page
i'll show you mine...wait...don't tell me you're underage?

then you tell me that you used to be a dude
and i'm like weird but i'm into you
and it's cool i like you and i won't judge
come on baby show me where your dick was
come on girl, show me where your dick was
or is it boy, show me where your dick was
was it here, was it there
was there hair, was it bare
i promise i won't stare, if you just show me where

legs smooth and soft
six pack with a belly ring
massive implants
man this is confusing
pretty tiny waste
feminine face
and that super booty
thonged up in white lace
say you're a virgin
well, born again
and I'm the first
man you've been with since you been a man
i'm sorry for the questions
sorry if I babble
should have seen it coming cuz ur throats still got an apple
but if you promise not to break my heart
i'll beat your new pussy up
for an old fashioned fresh new start
i'm a modern man, i think your move was bold
in the pain olympics, i bet you'd take the gold
we hold hands as i enter
it feels so tender
we make love all night
a classic transgender bender
and then i wake up
you're sexy in the sunrise
was it a dream?
and you point down and open your thighs

i never been with a half dude
is that rude?
are you my girlfriend?
is it really true?
where's your foreskin?
where's your clit at?
was your dick huge
or just a tic tac
did they keep your balls
or do you still got em?
do you prefer the top
or are you a power bottom
do you use tampons?
i need to know this stuff
do i need a condom
like, can i knock you up?

credits

from Wanna Buy Beats? - Volume 2, released August 14, 2012
Lyrics: Benjamin Garbe

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