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lyrics

freeze don't move right where you are
put down that remote, lemme be your levar
lets celebrate who you are, read a little babar
the elephant in the room is that today's kids are starved
they need a imagination, its not very hard
you can see the man in the moon with a library card
if you take a look


check it out i just wrecked my zephyr
and the sails won't fly, i'm stuck forever
in a land faraway, and i'll have to stay
i should known it was gonna be a no good very bad day
i should have moved to australia, chilled with kangaroos
worn a purple coat with my bright white shoes
imagination is endless, but pasta is not
that is unless you happen to possess a pasta pot that's magic
so i throw a batch in, its starts to grow
but i shoulda listened when streganona said no
but the best lessons, i've learned have been on my own
turns out there's no gila monsters at my new home
turns out there's nice monsters underneath my bed
and i no longer fear being where the wild things tread
i'm starting to understand, how with just a purple crayon
i can draw an adventure with only my hand
i can dig up dinosaurs and assemble the bones
find a buttonless bear and give him a home
and travel so far without leaving my chair
picking blueberries with sal look out a bear!
i'll keep on reading, i'm never gonna stop
like pre-jimmy neutron bob fulton stretching soda pop
till its endless
create a little mischeif like calvin or dennis
the day got worse i'm at the dentist
but mrs. piggle wiggle and her house upside down
and solving a case with encyclopedia brown
and chance of rain, from a meatball cloud
have turned my frown upside down, my day around
now i'm prepared for anything, whatever i do
if it rains carrots or there's a phantom toll booth
that appears just to test me, or a pirate with a hook
got me hooked, its fun come take a look, in a book

credits

from The Legend Of Hard Corey, released February 4, 2012
Music: Corey Benjamin Wills
Lyrics: Benjamin Garbe, Andrew Nielsen, Keith Moore, Bryce Case

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