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Former Fat Boys, Schooly Bus, Squirty Squirt, Shakey Shake - Puppy Dogs, Kitty Cats, and Skunky Skunks

from Wanna Buy Beats? - Volume 2 by Former Fat Boys, Terry McBeer, Schooly Bus

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lyrics

yo my name's squirty squirt
and i like to squirt
i put it in her butt and she goes berserk
she's like i love it
it doesn't even hurt
i'm gonna quit my job
and do it for work

yo my name's squirty squirt
and i'm from chicago
i fucked your mom
in all her hot holes
covered her in sauce
just like some tacos
ditched her with a kiss
and sweetly sung te amo

squirt so good
squirt so much
squirt and skeet all over those butts
squirt so thick
squirt so chunky
squirt in a tube and sell it for money (squirt so good filling up your tummy)
squirt so good
squirt so much
squirt and skeet all over those butts
squirt in public
squirt in private
squirt everywhere i ain't tryin to hide it

yo my name's shakey shake
and i like to shake
i put it in her butt
it starts an earthquake
she's like
i love it it it isn't even rape
pull it out fast and make my butt gape

white and gooey
kablammo kablooey
i squirt so much
there's a line just to sue me

it's clear that my loads enormous
i'm squirty squirt i'm a dinosaurus
i'm sex tom hanks just check my performance
i quote post modern poets like my name's lars horris

yo my name's historic
i banged anne frank
squirted on Molly Brown
while the Titanic sank

in my time machine supreme
i was tutankumming
squirted on pharho's
after getting a blumpkin

cuz i'm squirty squirt
and i'm from space
but fucked a vulcan
then sprayed mara jade

the wolf of squirt street
i did it my way
like frank sinatra
with a lot more to spray

i'm squirty's cousin
he rides with us
the call me schooly bus
cuz i drive his bus

sold out shows
i got ten toes
and when i got boogers
i usually blow my nose

original g
i got real clothes
they call me prada man
and mr. gucci toes

facebook page
forty fans
@schoolybus tweets
still written with crayons

squirt in park
squirt my nuts
squirt everyday while i'm driving this bus
squirt and shift
squirt and honk
squirt and something else that rhymes with honk

credits

from Wanna Buy Beats? - Volume 2, released August 14, 2012
Lyrics: Benjamin Garbe

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