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lyrics

i turn beats into legends
of smith and wessons
poppin off, do sins in sevens
downing slurpees at 7-elevens
i'm a touch the heavens
throw lightning bolts they won't find your remnants
i got the weapons and guns and stuff i'm wearing rubber gloves
i'll shoot you in the face with a gun I don't know the name of
you fucking tickled me first you picked the fight
you think you wanna play chess, but I'm fucking Chris Night
bored with life, finding myself
are you prepared if gravity reverses itself
my back packs got jets
they call me sucksex
straight a's, i think so good
they call me the test
tehy call you leguizamo cuz you're only a pest
catch me if you can, cuz I'm cashing bad checks
staying two steps a head, my plan is complex
you unleased a monster trying to tickle my chest
you think you're tracks the best, but you're missin finesse
like a high school prom with out the sucksex
like european porn without all the czech's
so don't tickle me get that in your head
besides, corey's funnier tickle him instead
same name as the pirate roberts yo you can call me dread
my words like iocane powder, defeat your evil
beat your giant and your spaniard and all your people
i win land wars in asia, i'm unbelieveable (OHHH)
tickle me and get away..nah inconcievable

you'll get me shaking and quaking
twiching and flinching
michael j. fox looks like a statue when i'm hit with the tickling
like an epileptic on crack
there's no turning back, tickle me motherfucker, and I'm kicking your ass
heroes live on motherfucker, but legends never die
have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
motivated by vengence I'll get back
hide under your bed for a late night attack
when i was born the doctor was like oh shit
this kids got a nature to which no nuture would stick
hanging around in cetral park like its home alone 2
with a fat bird lady trying to catch avian flu
and give it to you
achoo, yeah that's what I'll do
like michigan after a loss, staggering yellow and blue
You're green fucker i'm thinking you gonna puke
raped so bad you'll think I play for Duke
revenge is mmm good like a can of campbells soup

credits

from The Legend Of Hard Corey, released February 4, 2012
Music: Benjamin Garbe and Corey Benjamin Wills
Lyrics: Benjamin Garbe

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